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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Don't Sing To Me While I'm Half Naked...

So, mom was changin' my diaper a minute ago...and she had me all bare-bottomed...and proceeded to sing to me...kiss my face...and make cross-eyed smiles at me...all while I'm half naked. So...me being a boy...and having to pee...I peed. She had my legs up 'cuz she was cleanin' me up and I managed to pee all over my face - into my right eye and in my hair! And I'd gotten a bath by grandma today and everything! Oh rats!

When grandma came over to the changing table with a wet washcloth...I knew I was gettin' the rubdown. Good 'ole gram - coming to the rescue :) Sunny side of things - I managed to miss my onesie completely - so mom didn't have to change my outfit afterall!

Still have a cold...but finally pooped my pants today - up to my shoulder blades and all :) Daddy says I'm so talented :)

1 comment:

  1. Hey Dylan,

    You are talented! That sounds like quite a poop. Although, I think I'm more impressed that you managed to pee all over yourself and miss your onesie. Now that takes talent! Keep up the great work!

    P.S. Love the pics--you're a natural in front of the camera.

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